Description: You must pass your next turn to think about why the statement is clear.
division
Name: Division
Description: The group of players is divided by a normal subgroup containing you. You are dead.
no_more_coffee
Name: No more coffee
Description: A professor hit by this curse dies immediately; a student is reduced to level 1 in the following battle.
zero_equals_one
Name: $0 = 1$
Description: ``Proof'' that 0 = 1. Students of level 5 or lower are thoroughly confused and unable to do battle or run away. All other players are unaffected (they have seen it before).