curse_name
Name: Curse name
Description:
Illustration: 

clearly
Name: ``Clearly, \ldots''
Description: You must pass your next turn to think about why the statement is clear.

division
Name: Division
Description: The group of players is divided by a normal subgroup containing you.  You are dead.

no_more_coffee
Name: No more coffee
Description: A professor hit by this curse dies immediately; a student is reduced to level 1 in the following battle.

zero_equals_one
Name: $0 = 1$
Description: ``Proof'' that 0 = 1.  Students of level 5 or lower are thoroughly confused and unable to do battle or run away.  All other players are unaffected (they have seen it before).

confusing_notation
Name: Extremely confusing notation
Description: (TODO)

division_by_zero
Name: Division by zero
Description: