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diff --git a/users/pbsds/home/files/sounds/NTR-BKIE-USA-0137.wav b/users/pbsds/home/files/sounds/NTR-BKIE-USA-0137.wav
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diff --git a/users/pbsds/home/files/sounds/NTR-BKIE-USA-013e.wav b/users/pbsds/home/files/sounds/NTR-BKIE-USA-013e.wav
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diff --git a/users/pbsds/home/files/sounds/TFH_MadameC_Sing.wav b/users/pbsds/home/files/sounds/TFH_MadameC_Sing.wav
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diff --git a/users/pbsds/home/gnome.nix b/users/pbsds/home/gnome.nix
index a682b5c..6b7c615 100644
--- a/users/pbsds/home/gnome.nix
+++ b/users/pbsds/home/gnome.nix
@@ -6,5 +6,6 @@
     ./profiles/gnome
     ./profiles/mpv.nix
     ./profiles/desktop.nix
+    ./profiles/salert.nix
   ];
 }
diff --git a/users/pbsds/home/profiles/salert.nix b/users/pbsds/home/profiles/salert.nix
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index 0000000..c5a7f91
--- /dev/null
+++ b/users/pbsds/home/profiles/salert.nix
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+{ pkgs, lib, ... }:
+let
+  inherit (lib) getExe;
+  inherit (pkgs) mpv;
+in
+{
+  programs = let
+    rcScript = ''
+      salert() {
+        local retval=$?
+        if test $retval -eq 0; then
+          #${getExe mpv} ${../files/sounds/TFH_MadameC_Sing.wav} --no-video --really-quiet || true
+          #${getExe mpv} ${../files/sounds/NTR-BKIE-USA-0065.wav} --no-video --really-quiet || true
+          ${getExe mpv} ${../files/sounds/NTR-BKIE-USA-0134.wav} --no-video --really-quiet || true
+        else
+          ${getExe mpv} ${../files/sounds/NTR-BKIE-USA-0137.wav} --no-video --really-quiet || true
+        fi
+        return $retval
+      }
+    '';
+  in {
+    # TODO: fish
+    bash.initExtra = rcScript;
+    zsh.initExtra = rcScript;
+  };
+}